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1. (YouTube) (4256↑, 465↓)
YouTube is a website that allows users to upload and share videos worldwide. Launched in Febuary 2005 by three former members of paypal, YouTube has seen immense success, and as of March 2006 roughly 20,000 videos are uploaded daily. -YouTube, "Broadcast Yourself."

I made a video blog on YouTube. I found Audioslave concert videos on YouTube. Parents should be aware of what their children post on YouTube, as there are many perverts and perverted comments.

2. (youtube) (3275↑, 278↓)
Yet another way to waste time at work.

My boss walked into my office and almost caught me on YouTube.

3. (youtube) (1430↑, 138↓)
A website that encourages its users to "Broadcast Yourself," and allows people to upload videos of nearly anything. Though it was announced in October 2006 that the site was going to be taken over by Google, the REAL takeover is already occuring, under the radar, by the following groups: 1.) Overcaffeinated fifteen-year-olds with camcorders, Windows Movie Maker, and way, way too much free time. 2.) Anime fanatics who believe that virtually every song sounds better when remixed with completely random clips from their favorite episode of Naruto.

Omigod\! So, like, Ashley and I uploaded the sweetest video of ourselves dancing to the latest Fergie song onto Youtube\!\!

4. (youtube) (1154↑, 258↓)
A website for you to 'broadcast yourself.' Users can upload videos of practically anything that can be voted or commented on by other users.

Youtube hosts some awesome fight videos\!

5. (YouTube) (1132↑, 243↓)
A site where you can upload videos and watch videos other people have made. Great idea in theory but is spoiled by all the negative comments by people who can barely spell, probably won't last much longer because people will just choose not to upload their videos.

Two actual messages sent to me on Youtube Message 1 ere are you pro like mate or wha' ? cos i is be feeling that shit you'r a leg end. i is be likeing your emotion cos you look like you'r getting right into that SHIT\!\!\!\! p.s ever thought about going on holiday or maybee taking a break ??? apperntly a break makes you better at singing take the year off you maybe able to sing ,just maybee but i doubt it (TWAT) UNLUCKY SHIT AYE MULLET BOY Message 2 I hope you know you've completely ruined mine and other people's favourite songs. I hope you get ovarian cancer and die D:

6. (youtube) (823↑, 209↓)
A sweet ass website,that is the shit when it comes to finding fight videos,and any other jump-off you can't find anywhere else. Sometimes it sucks because when you leave a comment that is negative,and sometimes positive, things can get very racial and just out-of-hand. holla

What you will witness on youtube.com very often... *Video: A sissy fight between two dudes,thats very one sided.* Me: Ayo,that dude got his ass handed to him...But both of them couldn't fight. holla DoucheBag \#1: Shut up you fucking nigger..I bet he could woop your ass anyday,you porch monkey. Douchebag \#2: The cracka that won need to cum to ma hood and see whats up with it\!\! Wyoming all day bitch\!\! Douchebag \#3: Hey Douchebag \#1..your fuckin cracka ass need to shut up..honkey\! Me:...why does everything have to turn racial?\!?\! More Douchebag's enter the convosation..etc....

7. (youtube) (631↑, 104↓)
Online video sharing site, owned by THE MIGHTY GOOGLE.

Youtube has videos. Yes it does.

8. (youtube) (396↑, 64↓)
the reason i stopped watching television.

television is for old people, youtube is for our generation.

9. (youtube) (347↑, 44↓)
Forget the videos. If you want to see American ignorance/arrogance/stupidity at its finest, just read the comments.

This coming from an American by the way.....f*cking youtube

10. (YouTube) (278↑, 26↓)
a free-speech website where everyone can be insulted and mocked by other users, for free.

u motafuka dont belong on youtube. i fuk ur mota

11. (YouTube) (262↑, 29↓)
Website full of trolls, losers and low lives. The comments section on most of the videos consists of pearls of wisdom along the lines of "ure gay", "ure a retard" or "i hope u die in a fire". Then when you disable comments you get messages telling you you're a coward. Disabling comments isn't cowardly, it's perfectly sensible not to want to read the inane comments that these utter morons leave. Luckily there's now an option of only receiving messages from people on your friend list. If you're uploading your first video I suggest you disable comments and only allow people on your friend list to contact you. YouTube users also seem to like viewing videos of bands they don't like just so they can whinge about something. Look at a Pink Floyd video for instance and you'll see dozens of comments saying things like "Pink Floyd suck." OK then, p*ss off and watch another video and stop complaining you idiot.

Inside the mind of a typical YouTube user - "I hate your videos. I hate them so much I watched them all just so I could post moronic comments on all of them. I could have watched videos I actually like but I'm too much of a loser to do that. I'm also too much of a loser to make my own videos but I feel it's perfectly acceptable to criticise other peoples work. If you block me I'll make another five Id's just to harass you. I have all day to spend on my school computer making an idiot of myself. I have to do something to take my mind off the fact that I'm an insignificant prepubescent little child"

12. (Youtube) (248↑, 26↓)
Great source of music videos, but in common with the rest of the internet it is clogged to fuck with valueless self-indulgent crap posted by moronic teens. Youtube comments are great fun to troll due to lack of moderation and proliferation of easily-offended fanboys.

Typical Youtube comment thread: *1*bunnybabygrrl*1*: WORD UP I LUV DIS VID MARY KATE IZ THE BAlLLZ LOL shE LOOKS SO PRITI WEN SHE SiNGZ LOL i WANT TO B HER luv U 4 EVA MK :):):)LOL anusreaper88: i rape cats *1*bunnybabygrrl*1*: OMG U SIK FUCK1\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!1111 dismalobsessive: You will pay for your mockery. I know where you live. Prepare to die slow FAGGOT\! (continues ad nauseam)

13. (youtube) (220↑, 28↓)
[America's Funniest Home Videos], minus Bob Saget

Let's see what is on Youtube today...Two 15 year olds lip-syncing "Barbie Girl," some dude getting kicked in the nuts, a cute puppy, two 15 year olds lip-syncing "Hey Ya"...

14. (YouTube) (195↑, 9↓)
Arm-pit of the Internet Videos The videos are decent quality. Some are completely pointless and piss-poor quality though. Comments Home to some of the most vile and venomous comments you'll ever find. Comments are usually written by people who shouldn't have never been given a keyboard. Opinions Don't even think of trying to post your opinion. People will try to argue with you with their simple-minded grammar-poor idiocy.

On a music video: Rockr1234: I ♥ thees band\! DaVeTheGenericUser: I don't like this band too well. They're ok though. Rockr1234:Fcuk u btich I hpoe u get aids an dye from it\!\!\!1111 u suck oldman ccoks and you love to drnik you're mom's pusy juwice. DaVeTheGenreicUser: You should never been given privileges to come on YouTube.

15. (youtube) (160↑, 18↓)
Fantastic website for viewing videos it is loved by all the world. Except Viacom they hate it for some reason....

Watch and enjoy the videos on youtube but remember, no matter how much you want to, NEVER read the comments people have made. Especially those on videos that have a political connection i.e. Iraq. It may start of as an informed discussion but the comments will soon boil down to 1 of 3 basic premises. 1. 'We won world war 2 you Hitler appeasing bastard' 2. 'I suppose you would rather Saddam Hussein was still in power' 3. 'Thats typical conservative/liberal distortion of facts' All served up with a healthy dose of abuse and words like 'bitch' 'whiny' and for some reason 'faggot' seems to be a very popular word. Seriously it can happen on the most innocent of videos such as one for Cat Stevens, a singer who converted to Islam (uh oh), and then changed his name to Yusef Islam. I think you can see how that one got off topic\! Videos = good , comments = bad

16. (Youtube) (166↑, 33↓)
A website in which you can post videos on. It was created by two people who are now Billionaires because Google bought them out. Rich bastards... They're thinking of renaming it Gootube. What a gay name...

Youtube. 'Please don't rename to Gootube'

17. (YouTube) (137↑, 12↓)
A site that was once good, full of artists who liked to have a place to express their work and get useful and constructive criticism. This was when it first started. Now it is home to: -Stupid wannabe hackers trying to post tutorials. -5 year old children who claim they are 26. -People who spam the comments section with webcam links. -People who constantly ask, "what song is that?". -Annoying people who keep asking how to do something despite it clearly being explained. -People who give every video they encounter the lowest rating possible (1 star). -People who continuously post "please subscribe to my channel" on every video description. -People who use the new video annotation function to post "subscribe\!" all over the place. -Angry people ranting about why they hate parking spaces and everything in between. -People who try to make funny or amusing videos involving a "mash-up" of video clips. -People who do product reviews who have absolutely no idea what they are talking about. -Idiots trying to do stunts that fail horribly. -People who use "U" and "UR" in tutorial videos. -People who use Windows Movie Maker and don't even change the colors. -People who post videos with excessively loud music that takes your focus off the video. -A code that everyone uses on their site to embed videos because nobody has ever heard the concept of embedding their own videos. -People who use the crappiest encoding formats that sound like crap. -Failed comedians who try to copy off of Saturday Night Live and Mad TV. -People who like to quote movies or re-make them. -Some of the most foul mouthed little children who like to abuse the word "fuck" in every comment and/or video title. In other words, YouTube used to be fairly decent, but then little idiots took over and now the rest of us are thrown into this swirl of atrocity they call videos.

Person 1: Hey man lets make a YouTube video we think is going to be funny, and then we will get angry when someone tries to comment against it\! Person 2: Yea\! Then we can put loads of video annotations all over our video that tell people to subscribe\!

18. (Youtube) (140↑, 18↓)
A nice place to watch random music videos & such like that, such as music videos, episodes of a favorite TV show, & so on and so on. But there's a few things I have to complain about, though: 1. The commenting, some of these can get WAY out of control, it's all the same: Some random troll who can't spell for shit (12-20) trying to get a rise out of people by spouting racial, sexist, homophobic, and just plain obscene crap, which then leads to the [flame war]. 2. Anime nerds and [Narutards] who think that every song in creation (including the ones that suck) sounds just right with clips from Naruto or they increase the "popularity" of the dreaded [Linkinballz] 3. 12 to 15 year olds with Cola and Sprite, a camcorder, a random song, some random crap, and, well....just, 0_o

Well...., at least I can watch good Music videos on Youtube.

Author: CompletelyRandomChicken http://youtube.urbanup.com/2354678
19. (Youtube) (131↑, 22↓)
The greatest video sharing website on the planet since television. Until it got taken over by Google... now it continues to delete every video because of 'Violation Laws/Rights' or whatever bullshit like that. Now all they will have is videos of stupid 16 year olds doing stupid stuff while driving in their stupid 'new' cars.

Youtube sold out. Google is gay.

Author: A Halo With Horns http://youtube.urbanup.com/2285132
20. (Youtube) (109↑, 7↓)
A chat room for racist, homophobic shit licking chicken-shits, pussies and morons. With some videos attached. A great source of footage of just about everything you can imagine. Comment system is buggy at best. Copyright rules seem to be the only rules truly enforced. Reporting feature is a joke that can result in an email stating that your claim won't even be read because you MAY have clicked 'send' more than once. Finding out how to report a person is nigh impossible as well. You tube doesn't give a shit. The place where terrorists can post videos of executions, a moron can tell \<insert sub culture/race\> that they should all die... BUT, a video featuring a baby dancing to a Prince song gets pulled. It's all about the $$$ at youtube. Youtube's policies are enforced strictly on what can make them the most money. Trolls and terrorists get the most hits, so Youtube's staff ignores them.

Example Youtube Video (a Mother cradling her newborn just after birth) Comments: Idiot1: I'd fuk that bich\!11\! Idiot2: You ugly cunt u babby is ugly to u bich cunt fag\! Idiot3: Bet that pussy is nice n bloody fap fap fap Idiot4: I LMAO Idiot5: cancer cancer penis fag nigger jew furfag emo penis penis faggity aids fag fag nigger fuck\!\!\! (Ages:) Idiot1: 14 Idiot2: 15 Idiot3: 17 Idiot4: 13 Idiot5: 27

Author: FlowersInMidgar2 http://youtube.urbanup.com/3971278
21. (youtube) (121↑, 35↓)
n. 1. website where you can watch videos that have been put on by the internet public. 2. website where you can put on videos on the internet so the whole world can see them v. when one looks for a particular kind of video on the website

1. The new Justin Timberlake music video is on youtube. 2. Man that video was so hilarious that we have to put it on youtube. 3. If your looking for some awesome racing clips, just youtube it.

22. (youtube) (86↑, 5↓)
Once a good site for sharing and watching videos, it is now a place for prepubescent kids with video cameras to upload Jackass reenactments and video blogs about their uneventful lives. It also has a comment system full of bad grammar, chain letters, and advertisements.

Kid 1: Hey guys did you see my cool new youtube video? Me and the other 3rd graders jumped of of a 2 foot hill and then rolled around unnecessarily to make it seem like it was more life threatening. Kid 2: I am so gonna comment on that and give it 5 stars. Comment 1: dude leik schweet im leik amaized n stund Comment 2: \youtube\youtube\youtube\youtubeGo to myuneventfulblog.com\youtube\youtube\youtube\youtube Comment 3: 6 days from now you will find the love of your life if you post this 20 more times. If you don't you will die from a lightning blot.

23. (youtube) (86↑, 9↓)
An excellent website for video hosting. It is very good but also has its downfalls. Good Things - Great variety of videos to watch, ability to freely express your opinion through videos. Bad Things - AMVs, idiots, spammers.

Fucking Stupid Guy : (commenting on a Rammstein music video) Omg\! Rammstein r teh nazis becuz tey r lik teh German\!\!\!111 Cool Guy : Hey fuck you, buddy\! *Pointless, drawn-out arguing ensues.* Or.. 10 Year Old With Too Much Time On Hands : I think I'll take clips from stupid fucking Naruto, loop them to some gay fag emo music, edit it all with Windows Movie Maker, and put them on YouTube for no reason.

24. (YouTube) (74↑, 6↓)
A video hosting site. Unfortunately, it is ruined by copyright laws and little annoying [flamers]/[trolls] that are hard to get, kinda like flies, but they don't die. It is also ruined due to the fact that [Google] bought it; not giving options, such as the recent news, they're forcing us to switch to the new, worse beta channels.

New YouTube isn't like the old YouTube anymore.

25. (YouTube) (71↑, 4↓)
The world's largest video website, infested by 13 year old girls who are obsessed with [Edward Cullen] and the [Jonas Brothers], random [racists] and people who have nothing better to do other than post [offensive] comments to piss people off, and religious fanatics who are convinced that they can convert the aforementioned adolescent [fangirls] and [morons]. A minority among the Youtube community is the normal honest people who just want to listen to music and see some funny videos without seeing a bunch of morons arguing about [Twilight] and [Christianity].

I went on Youtube to listen to music. In the middle of the song, I checked out the comments and found a bunch of illiterate morons arguing about nothing in particular.

Author: mockingbyrd1313 http://youtube.urbanup.com/3743434
26. (YouTube) (68↑, 5↓)
Great website, and deserves it's popularity. You can find practically ANY video you want. Music videos, fights, movie clips, trailers, and the list goes on. The problem with the site is the many teenage kids pretending to be 30+ trolling videos, and not knowing how to spell or type properly.

- YouTube Music Video- OptimisticUser12128991228: This video was cool. Thanks for uploading it\! ConstructiveCritic806970: I don't really like [music singer], but thanks for uploading anyway. Dumbass13YearOldTroll: omg u suk so fukin much. u deserv 2 burn in hell. i hate diz video so much, even tho i was moronic enuff 2 serch it on utube\!

Author: Worrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd http://youtube.urbanup.com/3673707
27. (YouTube) (66↑, 4↓)
Before October 2006, it was a place where intelligent people could place their videos and post music. That was before the makers of YouTube sold out by giving the rights to Google. Now, it is a place for 13-year-olds with camcorders and too much time on their hands, nerds who make Naruto videos playing to their favorite Linkin Park song, trolls, and Internet tough guys.

A reply sent to me on YouTube: "dude u got anger issues :L , u can take from ur atitude no one loves u , cant blame them lol , awh is that all u want a hug ? dude ur a big hypercrite , , fucking dipshit lawl kthxbai ,"

28. (YouTube) (63↑, 14↓)
A video website where you can go to laugh at people make complete asses of themselves.

OMG WTF this guy just licked a frozen pole\! He's such a moron\! Hahaha\! I love YouTube

29. (youtube) (55↑, 7↓)
Betcha can't watch just one\!

I watched a video of a guys car getting absolutely destroyed by ghost riding it on youtube... I thought I was done until I saw related videos.

30. (YouTube) (49↑, 13↓)
A place for douches to feed their ego. Most of the members of YouTube are really annoying fucknuts. But some are pretty cool.

"Hey have you seen renetto's latest video on YouTube?" "Yeah, hes such a twat"

Author: IReallyCouldCareLess http://youtube.urbanup.com/2604253
31. (youtube) (45↑, 10↓)
...Is replacing television.

1. Many popular TV shows are being downloaded to youtube so they are able to be viewed more frequently. 2. Online series such as [smosh] and WHATTHEBUCKSHOW.

Author: ms. randompants http://youtube.urbanup.com/2944931
32. (Youtube) (32↑, 2↓)
The most popular video-hosting site. Millions of users upload their videos on virtually any subject out there (although nudity is not allowed). Each video can be rated and commented on, which is not a good idea at all. Most of the comments in almost ANY video consists of 12-year old kids with no spelling or grammar skills; 30+ year old pseudo-intellectuals who try to tell everyone else how they're right and the others are wrong; racists; or people who just like to pick fights for no reason. If for whatever reason you feel like losing a few brain cells and want to look at the comments, be prepared to see a lot of "[noob]", "[faggot]", "[gay]", "[Republican]/[Democrat]", or "[nigger]" being used. Aside from the comments, Youtube used to be a decent place, until the following started happening: 1. [WMG] started deleting music videos and muting videos with ANY piece of audio by any of the music artists under their labels 2. [Viacom] sued [Google], which Youtube is owned by, having them delete many videos of TV shows 3. The majority of the user base became 14-year old [tween] girls obsessed with [Twilight] and the [Jonas Brothers] 4. [Fred] became the most popular user. Seriously, that alone is reason to avoid this place like the black plague. Now, there is almost nothing left worth watching on Youtube, except for maybe some [Failblog] videos, [Youtube Poop]s, or music videos of bands NOT owned by WMG. And even these can be ruined just by looking at the comments. It can be the most non-provoking, non-violent, socially-acceptable video ever, and you'll still see someone flaming the holy hell out of someone, whether it be the author, or another commenter.

"Hmm... I want to go on Youtube. What's new?" *sees lots of Twilight and Jonas Brothers videos* "Whoa, not cool. Ok... I'll see the POPULAR videos\!" *sees whole lot of Fred and High School Musical videos* "Uhh... ok... lemme just do a search for a band I like" *sees a video, clicks it, finds out it was deleted by WMG* "Aw fuck\! ... well it's ok... I'll just search for some funny stuff now... maybe someone slipping off a diving board?" *finds video, reads comments* "Geez... can I find some peace ANYwhere?? Ah, I know\!\! I'll look at a video of a cute puppy\! Surely no one will have anything bad to say there\!" *finds video, reads comments* "WHAT??? He said he wants to kick the shit out of that dog??? How dare he?\!? And then he called the author a faggot?\!? That's it... I'm DONE with Youtube\!\! DONE\!\!\!"

Author: Absolutely No One http://youtube.urbanup.com/3879354
33. (YouTube) (37↑, 8↓)
The root of all evil. A source for people worldwide to comment on the world's most popular videos. A source of watercooler chat at work. People usually still ask others if they have seen the afro ninja and the numa numa guy and get laughed at for being stuck in 2005. The best website ever. Porn for kids.

Billy: Man my mom caught me masturbating to a booty video on youtube, it sucked. Man 1: Hey, have you seen that numa numa video?? Man 2: Man, you are stuck in 2005, you loser.

34. (Youtube) (35↑, 7↓)
Website which allows users to upload their own videos. Also allows users to comment on videos which other users have previously upload. However these comments somehow ALWAYS end in racial arguements.

Example unnecessary, check for self www.youtube.com

35. (Youtube) (32↑, 5↓)
A popular video site where people upload videos of music, pets, cartoons, special events, video games and much more. Unfortunately, it cracks down on copyright often and most innocent accounts that only upload Japanese [Vocaloid] music or [Nintendo] games get wrongly suspended. I just wish those accounts were back with all the videos they uploaded. Rate up if you agree and let's do something to stop the unfairness.

Copyright is the reason why most innocent Youtube accounts get suspended. I lost good Wario Ware Gameplay and sweet Vocaloid music by Miku Hatsune because of it. You can't copyright people's gameplay and all that other stuff. Videos are supposed to be used for entertainment.

Author: Unfairness Must Die http://youtube.urbanup.com/5174808
36. (YouTube) (28↑, 1↓)
A video sharing website. It was bought by Google in 2006, where it went quickly downhill. There is almost no free speech in Youtube, they force you into things you don't want, you get idiots bitching at you for an opinion, companies like Viacom and Colgate frequently remove video's that doen't even do anything wrong, etc. It's basically a dictatorship, but it's ONLINE\!

What's the similarity between Communism, Nazism and Youtube? ...They're all dictatorships\!

Author: Another Madman http://youtube.urbanup.com/4180837
37. (Youtube) (35↑, 12↓)
a site designed for people to upload share and view videos. often ruined by the racist immature misspelt and foul comments by fuckheads and gronks most of who are aussies.

youtube user: can i ask u sumting u knwo dat guy wit da beard yer lol wta fny kunt but if ne 1 membas unuda shuffle i think day afta dat i go to dis skul. a lil yr 7 in dat trys to shffle lol wit dat big guy wat was his anem i forgot but if nebody knows daname of da vid plz plz tap bak n tel us kk l8rz \!\!\!\! youtube user replies; learn to spell motherfucker\!

38. (YouTube) (25↑, 3↓)
A video sharing site that was made by Three former PayPal employees. Acquired by Google in 2006, YouTube is one of the most popular sites ever. (Next to MySpace) But, sometimes, people put a fight video on YouTube and people complain how YouTube is dangerous for kids. Even though it somewhat is, there is a FLAG button for a reason\!

Person 1:I watched a funny video on YouTube the other day... Person 2: Me too.

39. (YouTube) (21↑, 0↓)
The place that will give your old, poor grandma a heart-attack after reading the comments.

"Lets see what they said about my video..." this is the least funniest of all... | Grammar fail y the fuk is this guy so famouos anyone can do this i never listem a song lik this shit did he die? actually i write better songs all the time and who would want to sing like that?? 163 millions fot this shit? Please get off the internets forever all who support this video... Let the hate mail start comin to me... Come on people prove my point that only stupid people will stick up for this video people with the name Olliver are gay. also: i like cock up my ass and i love eating goldfish. ps: u r gay epic fail fake and gay this is shit im srry but, this vid is suckish i mean it tottally sukz ballz ------------------- These were all real comments from YouTube

Author: who did you think it was http://youtube.urbanup.com/4741177
40. (Youtube) (32↑, 12↓)
A place for Asians to showcase their talents.

I was on Youtube one day and after five minutes, i felt inferior because of all the crazy asian breakdancers, DDR players, piano players, and martial artists.

41. (youtube) (18↑, 3↓)
A place where you upload videos & post comments to upset someone & start an argument.The arguments are usually one sided.It's loaded with pathetic, uneducated losers from across the globe.It's where most people argue about how this or that band are a bunch of "posers".Or, how the members of a band are "fagnuts" or "pussies".A place where whimps respond to someone who likes a band & says kill yourself.

Youtube user 1:All That Remains are posers. Youtube user 2: o yeah well STFU Id like to c u do better then them Example 2: Youtube user 3:This cover song is better den da original Youtube user 4:kill oyurself Example 3: Youtube user 5:Neil Young sucks he has a old whiney voice only a douche would choose that fagnut then Type O Fuckin Negative. Youtube user 6: Neil Young is in the Rock and Roll hall of fame and made original music unlike Type O Negative.

42. (Youtube) (13↑, 1↓)
A place for retards to fight over painfully unimportant subjects.

A: This isn't "genre"core\! It's "genre2"core\! B: Nah it's def "genre3"core with "genre5"core influences. C: You deaf? It's "genre6"core, learn your genres\! And so on. Long live youtube and its legacy of cretins.

43. (youtube) (17↑, 5↓)
What Senator Max Baucus calls a video camera.

At a conference, Baucus noted some teenagers "with YouTubes" and posited they were paid protesters from out of state.

44. (youtube) (11↑, 1↓)
An addictive site for videos. Nowadays it's clogged up with pointless ads from vevo and mainstream music. By broadcasting videos, people have gained fame that they may or may not deserve. It's still a pretty good site though.

I think I'll go and watch some random videos on youtube.

Author: Don'tsayIdidn'twarnyou http://youtube.urbanup.com/5446020
45. (Youtube) (8↑, 0↓)
Yet another sight for procrastination...

I'm too busy on Youtube and Urban Dictionary to finish that report.

Author: ForeverYoung36 http://youtube.urbanup.com/5656981
46. (Youtube) (13↑, 5↓)
The heart of the internet.

Youtube was down the other day. I nearly had a heart attack.

Author: purfekt spellur http://youtube.urbanup.com/4387441
47. (YouTube) (12↑, 4↓)
Probably the most popular video sharing network. Unfortunately it has been taken over by music videos. Now the most viewed video of all time is girlfriend. People don't realize that Youtube is a place for original content and ideas.

YouTube is for original ideas

Author: Tyler of clubs http://youtube.urbanup.com/3872356
48. (YouTube) (8↑, 1↓)
A once great website that is dying. A place where you can share your videos and comment on others, it used to be good until it got filled with annoying ads,vevo, copyright and stupid comments that make lame jokes about the dislike bar on a certain video somehow being related to justin biebers penis, these comments mostly end with what is quite possible the most annoying thing ever to be written on a website: thumbs up if you agree. Many comments contain spam such as: the whole Movie can be found on my channel check it out\!

Example of lame comment: justin bieber is gay, thumbs up if you agree\! xD Example 2 Man 1: hey did you see that new 50cent music video on YouTube? Man 2: nah,didnt bother, it was on a vevo page.

49. (YouTube) (6↑, 2↓)
A video sharing site that was made by three PayPal employees, then bought over by giant Google a few years ago. Where viral videos are usually made and uploaded, YouTube is great... if you don't mind the constant racial/sexual slurs, negative comments and spam the community gives. YouTube's community used to care about making videos. Now, it's just a battle of getting "thumbed up" if "this video is gay"

*uploads "SUPER DUPER MEGA FUN VIDEO" to YouTube youtuber123: omg wat teh hell iz diz\!\!? DISLIKE FreeXbox360DotTK: * G.E.T Y.O.U.R F.R.E.E X.B.O.X 3.6.0 A.T THISISATOTALSCAM DOT CO DO TEE KAY\!\!\! * moneymaster: omg fuk u i culd beet ur smawl vag1na u nub Asdfmovierox0: dis vid sux thumbz up if uu agre udisgay: thumbz up if urban dickstionarie is gai and im a noob

Author: Well I'm Not You, Am I? http://youtube.urbanup.com/5782593
50. (Youtube) (7↑, 3↓)
A completely fun waste of time where you can favorite videos that have nothing to do with anything.

I upload my kick-butt amvs on YouTube

51. (YouTube) (5↑, 2↓)
One of the most popular websites in the world where people can make aggressive insults and off-topic comments to each other and watch annoying advertisements. Also occasionally used for watching videos.

I always go to YouTube for intellectual debates.

52. (youtube) (7↑, 4↓)
a website that a user can upload videos to... but sadly, recent updates were either pointless or rejected by 95% of the youtube comunity... thus making a buisness model similar to that of jagex.

i watch videos on youtube... but sadly, the new video page makes me hurl.

53. (youtube) (69↑, 67↓)
A video website that violates the most fundamental principles of the internet by neglecting to exercise certain First Amendment rights.

How can there be a video sharing website without porn? Youtube sucks\!

Author: Anymous for fear of retribution http://youtube.urbanup.com/2118356
54. (youtube) (1↑, 0↓)
The easiest way to become world famous

-I've got an awsome idea- we'll make a parody of ''name of a song or film'' and put it on youtube\! - Great\! It's gonna have at least a million views.

55. (Youtube) (4↑, 3↓)
(verb) To look up a video or specific event on youtube.com. normally said in exclamation towards another allowing another conversation topic for the future or after making an obscure reference.

Guy 1: Man, this bears an uncanny resembelance to that Bear on a treadmill video. Guy 2: What the hell is that? Guy 1: You haven't seen that? Youtube that shit man\!

Author: ThaPoolsClosed http://youtube.urbanup.com/4260237
56. (YouTube) (0↑, 0↓)
Probably the most visited internet website in the world. It is a great tool to share and watch practically any sort of audio or video material (except for Prince related stuff since the guy still lives in the 80s and mistakenly thinks music can survive without the internet). It's also useful for sharing your opinion and argue about any matter with people around the world. Despite its great benefits as an expression media, it is also a place were retarded people with a pathetic life come to insult people they don't even know to throw at them their own trash.

YouTube video: "The Avengers trailer". Person 1: Wow\!\!\! This movie looks awesome Person 2 to Person 1: Yeah\!\!\! I want to see it as well, it's gonna rock. Person 3 to Person 1: You're an idiot, The Dark Knight Rises will be much better, you have no idea on good movies.

57. (Youtube) (3↑, 3↓)
Used to be a great Website until Google took over ownership and now there's nothing but bullshit adds on every video. Terrible page layouts and fagot 11 year olds who think that asking for a subscription will make them an internet sensation in a week.

Man ever since 2009 when the Youtube page layout changed, things started going downhill. Now there's nothing but assholes commenting and messaging me about their gay page that lacks videos. Also these ads make it seem like a year before a video plays.

58. (Youtube) (0↑, 0↓)
A video uploading sights that involves gameplay commentary, fake porn videos with sexy thumbnails that get 10000000 views, an orgasm of OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAND\!\!\! internet memes. and a shit ton of music with lyrics or a video that gets anally raped by GOOGLE if the video isent uploading by VEVO or 4chan regardless of disclaimer notifications.

Youtube: "Broadcast Yourself......unless it has copyright laws that we dont allow and has anything at all to do with sexism racism classism capitalism fascism communism oppinions democracy sex naughty words or breathing"

59. (YouTube) (38↑, 38↓)
A site where you can upload your own videos and watch other peoples. Like MTV but you can choose what music you want, or just watch something random. Also full of homemade music videos, and films made for fun or to promote new film makers. It's MUCH BETTER than television and provides a way to experience "media" without everything being controlled by "Them" (i.e. government, big business, and Rupert Murdoch.) Let's face it, television is mostly abject propaganda, and YouTube is a way for real people to talk about things that matter, not what The Corporation want you to watch. Also of course you can watch fights, car crashes, and people doing stupid things, comedy animals, rants, documentaries about 9/11 being an inside job, etc etc, and indeed etc. The big mystery of YouTube is - how come there isnt any Porn on it? Surely they can't watch everything that's uploaded? It's a mystery and I want answers\! Luckilyu there is also such a thing as pornotube.

YouTube could become the replacement for television one day. Sean Bedlam is pretty amusing too sometimes.

60. (youtube) (0↑, 1↓)
the best source for finding classic rock stars in their early years, racially charged comments, and homophobism.

charlie: Abby did you see that monkees video on youtube? Abby: yeah\! oh my god theyre sexy\! -- random youtube douche 1: i hate gay people\!

Author: Anon. E. Mous. http://youtube.urbanup.com/6188651
61. (YouTube) (17↑, 18↓)
The reason my internet's capped.

God damn it\! I'm addicted to YouTube, and now I got 56k speed\!

62. (Youtube) (1↑, 3↓)
The ultimate and most addicting site out there. Except for addicting games. Also the most useful.

The first thing i did this morning was get up and go on youtube

Author: addictedtoyoutube http://youtube.urbanup.com/5749675
63. (youtube) (6↑, 9↓)
One of the best websites where you find videos on anything you fucking please, with an exception of porn. If you want to go to porn, you have to go to youporn, where all the porn that gets deleted on youtube goes to. Back then, youtube used to be a place where you can find more stupid videos that are most likely seen on Americas Funniest Home Videos, but now the videos are polished and they are a lot similar to regular TV. You have shows that are on youtube that are better than the ones that are on TV.

YouTube is better than TV.

64. (YouTube) (2↑, 5↓)
World's best forum, advocating the message "Broadcast Yourself" to everyone from from fetuses to dead people. However, it suffers from two major short-comings: 1. Absence of porn, full strip-teases and other such forms of nudity. 2. Absence of voice recognition.

Phil : Man, I had to like, totally get off last saturday, and nothing on Youtube could even get my pecker to reach mid-way ... Duke : Try YouPorn ... \!\!\!

65. (youtube) (5↑, 8↓)
1. A website with millions of videos to browse with anything and everything except porn 2. To search for a video on youtube

Person 1: Did you see "Guy plays risk with his cat?" Person 2:No Person 1: Ok,go youtube it

66. (youtube) (16↑, 20↓)
A video sharing site which is SUPPOSED to be strictly against adult material, where in reality it has more porn than most porn sites.

Hint: try going on youtube.com and searching for "porn". You will find nearly half a million videos.

67. (Youtube) (1↑, 6↓)
The [video] sharing site that allows you to "broadcast yourself". Launched in 2005 and purchased by [Google] in 2006, the site was good until around late 2008/early 2009 when Youtube started acting more like a dictatorship, enforcing stupid [copyright] rules, forcing users to adapt to new designs and formats they don't want, eliminating user groups, and requiring users to sit through ads before letting them watch their video. If you are thinking of starting an account I urge you to reconsider. If you currently have an account, I would consider deleting it and not returning until Youtube agrees to return to the way things worked from around 2005-mid 2008.

Youtube has gone to hell since Google took over. They want to kick the everyday you and me users off the site and only allow popular people like [Fred] and [Rebecca Black] to post videos. To the YT heads, if you don't pay money, you aren't worth their time.

Author: Gaaraofthedamned http://youtube.urbanup.com/6341299
68. (youtube) (3↑, 8↓)
One of the pioneering websites in which people all over the world can share their filmed videos or self created CGIs and whatnot to a huge variety of audience. Although competed by many imitators youtube still stands as the number one video sharing website, for now.

Unless youtube gets its acts together pornotube will soon surpass it in the number of viewing audience.

Author: wwwgownsshopcom http://youtube.urbanup.com/2708827
69. (youtube) (6↑, 12↓)
Shitty website that only allows 10 minute video uploads to users, and has a lot of copyright restrictions. The website is unlike tudou.com, where there are no restrictions of that sort, and you can watch full episodes of Spongebob and Southpark.

tudou.com and youku.com are good websites, unlike youtube

Author: gandalfthehobbit http://youtube.urbanup.com/5257510
70. (youtube) (6↑, 12↓)
a place to make videos

aj has no life and spends it on youtube

Author: anthony fassachussets http://youtube.urbanup.com/3159482
71. (Youtube) (2↑, 25↓)
1: a website used for uploading and viewing videos 2: Slang- a video (no matter what genre) that is on the Youtube website 3: an object located on a male used for sticking in a female's \@%\#*\!^)

1: Have you seen the Youtube video Fred Gets Bullied? 2: Have you seen that youtube Fred Gets Bullied? 3: I need to practice with that youtube

72. (Youtube) (8↑, 32↓)
A website that has millions of users that watch and upload videos. No mater how crappy your computer is, you can still watch the videos with internet and the right plug-ins.

Visit youtube.com/user/afghansouljah and subscribe.

73. (youtube) (1↑, 27↓)
search park2293

SPREAD THE WORD PARK2293 on Youtube

74. (Youtube) (22↑, 50↓)
Site to generally waste time. Youtube \> anything on [shitbox] I mean [tv]. What nerds do in their spare time

Person1: Dude, I was watching tv lastnight and there was nothing on\!\!\! Person2: OMFG you still have a Shitbox? I shot mine and now go to Youtube

75. (youtube) (38↑, 80↓)
A far away, mystical land created by the governor of Muffin World-ville in order to avert the attention of the evils that lurk in our minds. Evil things such as free-thinking or intelligent ideas, or thoughts of any kind. While your brains are melting from watching you-tube, you will not have to worry about realizing whats happening in the world and become a bad person. This, hopefully, will be the end of unhappy stagnentness in life as we know it\!

Johnny Everymann just finished watching some several clever youtube video's on his home computer system. He then decides to stay home during the big meteor shower that his family wanted him to see. The time spent at home will consist of him sitting at the computer chair flipping back and forth from youtube to the newest addition to his favorite porn sites while eating a bag of chex mix, bold party blend and drinking a 2 Liter bottle of the last Pepsi Blue that he saved.

Author: Bob and Alyssa http://youtube.urbanup.com/2391957
76. (YouTube) (11↑, 55↓)
JUST ABOUT THE BEST WEBSITE EVER\! Yout can post vids, earn subscribers, even becom famous\!

Dude, whattthebuck on youtube rock\! OMG have you seen Sarahxxlou on youtube?

Author: xxbonbonsxxxrockerxx http://youtube.urbanup.com/3631290
77. (youtube) (55↑, 198↓)
a place on the internet where [passive aggressive] kids go to [rant] politics, religion, racism, strong opinions, hate and anything too upsetting to rant in public. many go here to offend others without making themselves vulnerable because they're behind the safety of their computer screen. some go here to masturbate. kids feel a sense of freedom to say anything they like on youtube. oh yeah, they show videos too.

youtube is for a bunch of angry, depressed kids trying to get off by offending others because they're too passive to do it in person.

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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